Justin: Uh...earth to mother nature: Can we press the reset button on spring and try again?
Mother Nature: Yes.
Justin: Really? That was easy!
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Justin: Starting tomorrow?
Mother Nature: Yes.
Justin: So I'll be able to plant my tomatillos and giant pumpkins outside?
Mother Nature: Yes.
Justin: Wow! You're the best thing since SIRI!
Mother Nature: I don't talk to her kind.
I wish you would have asked earlier. But thanks, better now than never.
ReplyDeleteAll we need to do now is figure out a way to heat up the eastern tropical pacific ocean so La Nina never happens again! Or I guess we could just move to California.
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